Robot Movies

Dear Blog-

I haven't seen any good robot movies lately.

Your pal,

jme

Goonies II

Dear Blog-

It's finally gonna happen... Goonies Part Deux!! How do I know? Well I'm glad you asked... cuz Corey Feldman said so!!

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272635944.shtml

I know what you're thinking... how is C-Feld gonna find the time in his busy schedule to make another Stephen Spielberg film? Or maybe... how is Stephen Spielberg gonna be able to get C-Feld to sign on the dotted line? I personally don't think it can happen... but if Johnny Depp is gonna get $60 million for the next Pirates movie... I'm guessing C-Feld is gonna make at least $120 million!! Don't try and low-ball him Stephen... he's worth every penny!! COREY FELDMAN RULES!!

Your pal,

jme

Man-Up!!

Dear Blog-

It turns out Warren Beatty's daughter is going to have a sex change operation.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/18/2010-06-18_warren_beatty_and_annette_benings_teenage_daughter_kathlyn_plans_to_have_a_sex_c.html

Anyway... go for it Kathlyn Elizabeth Stephen Ira Beatty... or whatever your name is!! You are already more man than your father ever will be!!

Your pal,

jme

5 Stars?

Dear Blog-

I saw Inception last night. It received 5 stars... and was 2 1/2 hours long. I'm calling shenanigans!! If a movie is going to receive 5 stars... it better show me at least 3 boobies... especially if it's 2 1/2 hours long!! I mean Titanic showed me boobies... and even sketches of prostitute/amputee boobies!! Now that's a 5 star movie. I'm just sayin' Leo... you kinda let me down in this one.

Your pal,

jme

Donovan vs. Screech

Dear Blog-

I keep waking up early to watch The World Cup... but TNT runs back-to-back-to-back-to-back episodes of Saved By The Bell at that time. Saved By The Bell... THE COLLEGE YEARS!! Anyway... who would you rather do... Screech or Donovan?

Screech:

Donovan:

Please vote over on the left.

Your pal,

jme

Boy's-Nite-Out

Dear Blog-

I'm thinking of having a "Guys-Nite-Out!" So... who's up for a little Twilight?

Your pal,

jme

You're All Invited!!

Dear Blog-

I'm having a Passion Of The Christ movie marathon this weekend... and you're all invited!! I'll start it at midnight tonight (Good Friday)... and it will run on a loop until Sunday morning at 6:00... that way everyone will be ready for the 6:30 am Easter Sunday Mass!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Please show up as your favorite biblical character... so we can reenact Jesus' crucifixion!!