Dear Blog-
I'm having a Passion Of The Christ movie marathon this weekend... and you're all invited!! I'll start it at midnight tonight (Good Friday)... and it will run on a loop until Sunday morning at 6:00... that way everyone will be ready for the 6:30 am Easter Sunday Mass!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. Please show up as your favorite biblical character... so we can reenact Jesus' crucifixion!!
Dear Blog-
Thank you, Cesar Chavez... because of you... I didn't have to go to work today... and I was able to see Hot Tub Time Machine... AGAIN!! Greatest. Movie. Ever. It's so witty and complex... that I don't know if my summation of the movie can do it justice? Let's see... it's about a hot tub... that is also a time machine. HHMMM... I guess it wasn't that hard to explain after all!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. I wanna see the prequel to HTTM... you know... the one where 4 guys decide that it's a good idea to go hot tubbing together!!
Dear Blog-
I know it's March... but I finally decided on a New Year's Resolution. For 2010... I'm only buying clothes that... glow in the dark.
Your pal,
jme
P. S. So if I die this year... make sure you wear sunglasses to my FUNeral.
Dear Blog-
It's time I learn a little bit about my readers... and have you vote for...
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE COREY FELDMAN CHARACTER!!
Lost Boys... Corey 
Goonies... Corey 
Dream A Little Dream... Corey 
The Burbs... Corey 
Michael Jackson... Corey 
Please use the voting buttons on the left. Thank you for taking the time and voting in this scientific poll!!
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
This morning I woke up to the sounds of Phil Collins. These sounds weren't on my radio alarm clock... THEY WERE IN MY FUCKING HEAD!! I know what you're thinking... What songs, jme? ALL OF 'EM!! Another Day In Paradise, This Must Be Love, I Missed Again, I Don't Care Anymore, You Can't Hurry Love, Easy Lover, Against All Odds, One More Night, and Sussudio!!
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I should've called in sick!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. Seriously... Sussudio?!?!?!?!
Dear Blog-
I know I haven't done a WOTW in a while... but I'm doing one now!! And you're all lucky... 'cuz I made this word up... so you won't find it in your dictionary... but maybe I'll post it on urbandictionary.com later.
Redlightenment
noun
When you are stuck at a red light and the car in front of you enlightens you with their bullshit bumper stickers.
This week... instead of using it in a sentence... I'm gonna just redlighten you with a few:
Okay... I'm gonna throw-up now. If any of my readers (Jenn, Jill, Eric, Jim, Jace, or Bry) are redlightened by an interesting bumper sticker... please share it with me.
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
I would like to recommend a novel for everyone to read. It's called... Push: Based on the movie "Precious" by Lee Daniels.
Your pal,
jme
