Dear Blog-
It turns out Warren Beatty's daughter is going to have a sex change operation.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/18/2010-06-18_warren_beatty_and_annette_benings_teenage_daughter_kathlyn_plans_to_have_a_sex_c.html
Anyway... go for it Kathlyn Elizabeth Stephen Ira Beatty... or whatever your name is!! You are already more man than your father ever will be!!
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
I saw Inception last night. It received 5 stars... and was 2 1/2 hours long. I'm calling shenanigans!! If a movie is going to receive 5 stars... it better show me at least 3 boobies... especially if it's 2 1/2 hours long!! I mean Titanic showed me boobies... and even sketches of prostitute/amputee boobies!! Now that's a 5 star movie. I'm just sayin' Leo... you kinda let me down in this one.
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
I keep waking up early to watch The World Cup... but TNT runs back-to-back-to-back-to-back episodes of Saved By The Bell at that time. Saved By The Bell... THE COLLEGE YEARS!! Anyway... who would you rather do... Screech or Donovan?
Screech:
Donovan:
Please vote over on the left.
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
I'm thinking of having a "Guys-Nite-Out!" So... who's up for a little Twilight?
Your pal,
jme
Dear Blog-
I'm having a Passion Of The Christ movie marathon this weekend... and you're all invited!! I'll start it at midnight tonight (Good Friday)... and it will run on a loop until Sunday morning at 6:00... that way everyone will be ready for the 6:30 am Easter Sunday Mass!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. Please show up as your favorite biblical character... so we can reenact Jesus' crucifixion!!
Dear Blog-
Thank you, Cesar Chavez... because of you... I didn't have to go to work today... and I was able to see Hot Tub Time Machine... AGAIN!! Greatest. Movie. Ever. It's so witty and complex... that I don't know if my summation of the movie can do it justice? Let's see... it's about a hot tub... that is also a time machine. HHMMM... I guess it wasn't that hard to explain after all!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. I wanna see the prequel to HTTM... you know... the one where 4 guys decide that it's a good idea to go hot tubbing together!!
Dear Blog-
I know it's March... but I finally decided on a New Year's Resolution. For 2010... I'm only buying clothes that... glow in the dark.
Your pal,
jme
P. S. So if I die this year... make sure you wear sunglasses to my FUNeral.
