Sunday, January 30, 2011
I Have No Idea Who This Person Is
I thought for sure this was gonna be about Jo.
'Facts of Life' actress reveals she's a lesbian
Your pal,
jme
Monday, November 29, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Goonies II
Dear Blog-
It's finally gonna happen... Goonies Part Deux!! How do I know? Well I'm glad you asked... cuz Corey Feldman said so!!
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272635944.shtml
I know what you're thinking... how is C-Feld gonna find the time in his busy schedule to make another Stephen Spielberg film? Or maybe... how is Stephen Spielberg gonna be able to get C-Feld to sign on the dotted line? I personally don't think it can happen... but if Johnny Depp is gonna get $60 million for the next Pirates movie... I'm guessing C-Feld is gonna make at least $120 million!! Don't try and low-ball him Stephen... he's worth every penny!! COREY FELDMAN RULES!!
Your pal,
jme
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Man-Up!!
Dear Blog-
It turns out Warren Beatty's daughter is going to have a sex change operation.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/18/2010-06-18_warren_beatty_and_annette_benings_teenage_daughter_kathlyn_plans_to_have_a_sex_c.html
Anyway... go for it Kathlyn Elizabeth Stephen Ira Beatty... or whatever your name is!! You are already more man than your father ever will be!!
Your pal,
jme
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
5 Stars?
Dear Blog-
I saw Inception last night. It received 5 stars... and was 2 1/2 hours long. I'm calling shenanigans!! If a movie is going to receive 5 stars... it better show me at least 3 boobies... especially if it's 2 1/2 hours long!! I mean Titanic showed me boobies... and even sketches of prostitute/amputee boobies!! Now that's a 5 star movie. I'm just sayin' Leo... you kinda let me down in this one.
Your pal,
jme
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Donovan vs. Screech
Dear Blog-
I keep waking up early to watch The World Cup... but TNT runs back-to-back-to-back-to-back episodes of Saved By The Bell at that time. Saved By The Bell... THE COLLEGE YEARS!! Anyway... who would you rather do... Screech or Donovan?
Screech:
Donovan:
Please vote over on the left.
Your pal,
jme
Boy's-Nite-Out
Dear Blog-
I'm thinking of having a "Guys-Nite-Out!" So... who's up for a little Twilight?
Your pal,
jme