Wednesday, January 28, 2009

W.B.

Dear Blog-

This morning I got up and felt like "Googling" Warren Beatty. I don't know why...maybe I heard a Madonna song yesterday and he popped in my mind. Also, you may have noticed in the first sentence I said, "got up" not "woke up." I think it's proven that lack of sleep makes people do stoopid things.

Anyway, here's what I learned...he hasn't done a movie since 2001... but yep... that doesn't keep me from hating him. Not because he dated Madonna (if I hated everyone that dated Madonna...I would hate half of Hollywood and the NBA). No...he's just really a douche bag. I don't really get why he's considered a "Hollywood-Star." And I'm not basing this without merit... I've seen his movies... Shampoo, Bonnie and Clyde, Heaven Can Wait, Reds, Ishtar, and Dick Tracy. There are others, but those are the "big ones." Oh yeah...I'm pretty sure he got an Oscar for one of those films...I'm also pretty sure it wasn't Ishtar.

Anyway, fuck you Warren Beatty.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Mr. Beatty... will you please send me an autographed photo?