Thursday, February 19, 2009

I Saw Twilight

Dear Blog-

I saw Twilight last night. It sucked. The only thing that could have made it worse is if Warren Beatty was in it.

Your #1 fan,

jme

P. S. Please send a tissue so I can clone you... fucker!!

Monday, February 2, 2009

God hates Kurt Warner...I hate Warren Beatty

Dear Blog-

Apparently God doesn't love Kurt Warner.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Fuck you Warren Beatty.