Brat Pack

Dear Blog,

Charlie Sheen beat up his wife...now I can't watch Two And A Half Men. Fuck you, Charlie Sheen...go suck Warren Beatty's wiener-ma-bob while Woody Allen films it.

Your pal,

jme

P.S. How is C-Feld out of work and Charlie Sheen isn't?

X-mas!!

Dear Blog-

If I hear another fucking christmas song...

Your pal,

jme