You Can't Hit Snooze When Phil Collins Is In Your Head!!

Dear Blog-

This morning I woke up to the sounds of Phil Collins. These sounds weren't on my radio alarm clock... THEY WERE IN MY FUCKING HEAD!! I know what you're thinking... What songs, jme? ALL OF 'EM!! Another Day In Paradise, This Must Be Love, I Missed Again, I Don't Care Anymore, You Can't Hurry Love, Easy Lover, Against All Odds, One More Night, and Sussudio!!

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I should've called in sick!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Seriously... Sussudio?!?!?!?!

WOTW

Dear Blog-

I know I haven't done a WOTW in a while... but I'm doing one now!! And you're all lucky... 'cuz I made this word up... so you won't find it in your dictionary... but maybe I'll post it on urbandictionary.com later.

Redlightenment
noun

When you are stuck at a red light and the car in front of you enlightens you with their bullshit bumper stickers.

This week... instead of using it in a sentence... I'm gonna just redlighten you with a few:

Okay... I'm gonna throw-up now. If any of my readers (Jenn, Jill, Eric, Jim, Jace, or Bry) are redlightened by an interesting bumper sticker... please share it with me.

Your pal,

jme

Novel Recommendation

Dear Blog-

I would like to recommend a novel for everyone to read. It's called... Push: Based on the movie "Precious" by Lee Daniels.

Your pal,

jme

V-Day

Dear Blog-

Erin gave me a Build-Your-Own-Monster-Valentine. If we get married... her name would be Erin Guerin.

Your pal,


jme

Porn star says Tiger impregnated her twice

Dear Blog-

Porn star says Tiger impregnated her twice

WTF?!?!? Oh... it's about Tiger Woods. I was hoping it was about a real tiger fucking a porn star... now that I would watch!!

Your pal,

jme