Tuesday, August 3, 2010

5 Stars?

Dear Blog-

I saw Inception last night. It received 5 stars... and was 2 1/2 hours long. I'm calling shenanigans!! If a movie is going to receive 5 stars... it better show me at least 3 boobies... especially if it's 2 1/2 hours long!! I mean Titanic showed me boobies... and even sketches of prostitute/amputee boobies!! Now that's a 5 star movie. I'm just sayin' Leo... you kinda let me down in this one.

Your pal,

jme