Dear Blog-
First, I only had one reader last week... and the suggested WOTW was... lame?!?!?! Yeah... pretty much.
Okay... this week's word is...
Superman-Dat-Hoe
verb
When you are with a girl and you don't get any action, you wait until she falls asleep, then jack off onto her back so when she rolls over, the sheet sticks to her back...giving her a cape.
Okay... before we use it in a sentence... I wanna draw a few things to your attention. First, you may recognize this word from Soulja Boy. Yep... you're correct!! Next, you may realize that the definition isn't very "diverse." DON'T BLAME ME!! Blame Urban Dictionary!! So... I want to point out that... YES... a guy can do this to another guy!! Let's keep it REAL here at my blog and welcome everybody!! (just to make things easy... I'm going to write my sentences as if I am with a woman... but please feel free to use your sentences however you see fit).
Sweet... now let's use it in a sentence.
I was just about to Superman-Dat-Hoe when she suddenly rolled over and I could see her face. Her face was my kryptonite.
Hey!! I think I just saved $50 on a Halloween costume this year!! (yeah... I know that doesn't have Superman-Dat-Hoe in it... but I'm just sayin'...)
After I gave her a two-finger cul-de-sac, she fell asleep. So I Superman-Dat-Hoe!! (that one is worth 2 points!!)
Okay... the rest is up to you. Use this word as part of your everyday vocabulary this week... at work... with your friends... at the bar... and pretty soon you'll be getting that early inheritance, promotion, and poon-tang galore!!
Your pal,
jme
P. S. Fuck you Warren Beatty. I'll give Annette Benning a Superman-Dat-Hoe.
I find it despicable that someone (you) would sell out his loyal readers with this urban slang just to hope to get a few hits on his blog when some pimply faced little white kid is googling the definition of - "Superman Dat Ho" so he can sound cool or figure out what his friends are saying about his mom - I thought the "cul de sac" thing was a sell out but this is going to far. Can we get back to the intellectual integrity that is Dear Blog - Your behavior has been dare I say..... Beattyish
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