Century Mark

Dear Blog-

It was recently brought to my attention that my blog has passed the "century mark." What does this mean? Well, I'm glad you asked. It means that I have over 100 readers!! WHEE!!

First, I want to point out (to you, Jill) that I used the verb "brought" to describe the means in which I discovered the century mark. The reason I used the word "brought" is because... even I don't read this s2pid thing!!

Second, (yes!!) I need to thank Jilligan times about 97 for reading, editing, and posting my blog. HHMMM... I guess I might also need to thank my other three readers... who I am sure found this by mistake. Well... anyway... I hope I'm your favorite mistake.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Fuck you Warren Beatty. You're the worst mistake ever!! Your father should have pulled out!!