People Who Can Kick W.B.'s Ass

Dear Blog-

So this morning I woke up and thought... If Yoda lost all of his Force-like powers... could he still kick Warren Beatty's ass? Well, the answer is still obviously... YES!! Here is a list of others that could kick his ass...

Corey Feldman, the dog in the Taco Bell commercials, Martha Stewart, Uncle Jesse, Colonel Sanders, Prince Charles, Mr. Rogers, Paul Reuben, Chaka Kahn, Kermit the Frog, Buckwheat, the old lady in "Throw Momma From the Train", any old lady, Alfalfa, Stevie Wonder, men with highlights in their hair, Mo, the kid with glasses in "Jerry McGuire", Screech, The Keebler Elf, The Rice Krispie guys (what are they anyway?), men who drive Volkswagen Rabbits, Dr. Seuss, the two old guys in the Muppets, any muppet, Mr. Glass from “Unbreakable,” Mini-Me, the Beaver, Gilligan, Shaggy, Mary Kate and Ashley from their Full House days, Mary Kate and Ashley in their anorexic days, Nora Roberts, the little girl from "Little Miss Sunshine", Obama's little girls, any little girl, Tom Cruise in an eyepatch and Stephen Hawking.

Your pal,

jme