I Swallowed White Creamy Stuff

Dear Blog-

A friend tricked me into swallowing some white creamy stuff last night. I know what you're thinking... and the answer is yes... like a good little boy... I got it all down!! How did it happen? Well I'm glad you asked... here's a recap of last night.

My friend said... open your mouth... you don't have to put the whole thing in if you don't want to... and before I knew it... there was white creamy stuff everywhere in my mouth. I recognized the taste from when I was a kid and spent the weekend at bible camp with Father McMahon. It was gross... that mother-fucker put mayonnaise on everything!!

Anyway... I swallowed sushi with "secret-sauce" all down like a good little boy... then I went home and brushed my teeth about a zillion times. I didn't like it... but I want my friend to like me... so I guess I would do it again.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. Does anyone else have a similar story like this that they can share?