WOTW

Dear Blog-

The word of the week is...
helicopter

verb

When naked, a male moves up and down in a hula hoop motion, which causes the flaccid wiener-ma-bob to spin like a propeller. This act, although mainly done by children, is also enjoyed by many men and their female audiences.

Okay... now let's use it in a sentence.

1. I can only do the helicopter in a counter-clockwise motion.

2. I don't make noise when I do the helicopter... that's because I'm the pilot of a Black-Hawk-Stealth-Bomber-Under-Cover-Secret-Mission-Helicopter!!

3. One time when I was doing the helicopter... I hovered 6 inches in the air.

Okay... that last one's a lie... it was only 3 inches.

Well now... the rest is up to you! You need to use this word in your everyday vocabulary this week... and double points if you actually DO IT!! WAIT!! Did I just hear one of my female readers say... THAT'S NOT FAIR!! LADIES DON'T HAVE WIENER-MA-BOBS!! Please... you know I'm all about diversity. You can use you vagina-ma-bob!! I mean... most of you are stretched out anyway. Just use your labia as a double-bladed-propeller!! WHEE!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. I'd like to take my helicopter and make a crash landing on Warren Beatty's hairy chest.