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Dear Blog-

Why did Marcie always call Peppermint Patty... sir? And why did Peppermint Patty refer to Charlie Brown as... Chuck? What was the deal with Linus and his blanket... and what did Sally see in him? I mean every Halloween she would follow him to the pumpkin-patch... and he never even got his jack-o-lantern on. I wonder if Schroeder ever gave Lucy a 2-fingered cul-de-sac? I mean... he did have magical fingers!! Was Franklin pissed at being a stereotype? I bet Pig-Pen fathered about 12 kids and has at least 6 STD's. HHMMM... I wonder if he's got a sister?

Your pal,

jme