Warren Beatty... Spreading the Love

Dear Blog-

Apparently there is a new book coming out... a biography on Warren Beatty. Who would want to read that?? No one...not when you can still read Twilight!! Team Warren sucks!!

Anyway...this book claims that Warren Beatty has slept with 13,000 women. What does this mean? It means Warren Beatty has given 13,000 women... herpes, chlamydia, donovanosis, calymmatobacterium, granuloma inguinale, gonorrhea, lymphoganuloma venereum, syphilis, vaginitis, pubic lice, cytomegalovirus, hepatitis A/B/C, genital warts, molluscum contagiosum, nongonococcal urethritis, chancroid and athlete's foot... don't even ask about the last one!! The only known cure for WBAF is amputation... at the knee!!

God I hate you... you should go and have sex with yourself... in other words... FUCK OFF!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. I'd like to look at his "black book"... but I think the youngest girl in it is 64 years old!!