Wednesday, May 20, 2009

3 Second Rule

Dear Blog-

Does the "3 Second Rule" apply if you're urinating in the men's restroom... and your gum falls out of your mouth... and lands on one of those blue urinal cakes? I mean... those things are clean... right? At least they taste clean.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. My tongue looks like Warren Beatty's balls after a date with a girl scout.

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