Did You See It?

Dear Blog-

Last night will go down in history as... "ONE OF THE GREATEST NIGHTS IN TEE-VEE LAND HISTORY!!" (times 2!!)

What am I talking about? How could you ask such a s2pid question? I'm talking about the season finale of...

DANCING WITH THE STARS!! OMG!! (times 3!!)

As you know... it's been neck and neck all season long with front runner Olympic gold medalist, Shawn Johnson and bad-boy, Giles Marini. Now I have to admit... I do like me some bad-boy!! (times 4!!) However... it was all about Ms. Johnson last night!!

First... she was prrrfect in the Cha-Cha... scoring 30/30 points on the judges cards. Originally... I had only scored her a 29/30 points... but thank god for tivo!! The reason I scored her 29/30 was because... I thought she was a little off on her static metronome beats, thus making her turn/spin slightly flat. However... it really wasn't her fault. Tivo proved that to me later. So what was the problem you ask? Poor choice of music. PYT... just doesn't do it for me. Thank god for tivo/instant replay. Hey... if hockey, football, baseball, and basketball can use it... then so can I!!

Next... there was bad boy Giles Marini. They have been neck and neck with one another all season long... and it's only fitting that it would come down to the season finale ... like game 7 of a Championship Series. Marini vs. Johnson. Magic vs. Bird. Borg vs. McEnroe. Gretzky vs. Lemieux. Bert vs. Ernie.

Mr. Marini was stellar in his Argentine Tango. His adorno, sacada, cadencia, and mordida were nothing short of PSP (Porn-Star-Prrrfect!!). He impressed everyone watching... including the judges... who gave him 30/30 points. I too scored him 30/30... and I didn't need tivo to help me make up my mind!! However... I did watch him a little bit in slow motion when he did his syncopation-hip-flexor- twist-and-stick-it move. Mmm... it was nice. He's such a bad boy!!

Well... can you believe it?!?!? With the score nodded-up at 30 to 30 they they had to go into overtime!! (Readers note: I have goosebumps the size of an Armenian woman's areolae right now as I type this!!) Anyway... I was a little disappointed when I found out there wouldn't be a dance off. No... Grease III wasn't going to happen tonight. But I was pleasantly tickled to death when I found out that... "You the viewer can call in... and cast your vote to decide the tie breaker!!" I was so excited a little pee came out. It was warm.

Now... who was I going to vote for? Bad-Boy-G-Mar... or Sweet Princess Johnson? I sat there in my viewing room and tried to be as fair and as honest as possible. I forced myself not to stare at my walls that are covered with Giles Marini posters. Who was I going to vote for?!?!?!?

Well as you know... I do like me some Bad-Boys... but I also like me some Princesses a little bit more!!

Congratulations Ms. Lady Princess Shawn Johnson!! You are nothing short of spectacular!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. If only Warren Beatty could be on DWTS next year!!