Beat It vs. Propofol

Dear Blog-

It's official. Michael Jackson died of a Propofol overdose. Here's a snip from msn.com

On the morning Jackson died, Murray said he tried to induce sleep without using propofol, starting first with valium at 1:30 a.m. When he was still awake at 2 a.m., Murray injected Jackson with lorazepam, then injected him with midazolam at 3 a.m. Murray told police he administered several other drugs over the next few hours.

By 10:40 a.m., Jackson, still unable to sleep, urged Murray to give him propofol. Murray said in court documents that he administered 25 milligrams of the drug at that time, then left Jackson alone under the influence of the drug to make phone calls to his Houston office. When he returned, Jackson was not breathing.

Hey Mike!! You know what I do when I can't sleep? I rub one out!! I get my blue-ray-dvd-copy of Home Alone II, The Lost Boys, or Season 3 of Webster...and... Punch! One!! Out!!!

It's self-administered (unless you wanna call Macaulay Culkin, Corey Feldman, or Emanuel Lewis... last I checked... none of them were doctors) and the death-rate is almost 0%. Although... David Carradine or Michael Hutchence might not agree with me.

Anyway, you would still be alive Mike... but I guess you forgot how to "Beat It!!"

Your pal,

jme

P. S. I'm giving my readers... both of them... permission to masturbate... you're welcum!!