WOTW

Dear Blog-

Hi, everybody. This week's word is...

two-finger-cul-de-sac

noun

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a circle.


Okay... now let's use it in a sentence.

1. I wonder if Fonzie ever gave Joanie a two-finger-cul-de-sac?

2. According to the definition, a two-finger-cul-de-sac can NOT be performed on another man. HHMMM... I'm doing it right now.

3. Also... according to that definition... a woman can NOT give another woman a two-finger-cul-de-sac. (Urban Dictionary is not down with diversity!!)

4. When I was 12, I used to give girls a two-finger-cul-de-sac... then I figured out what my wiener-ma-bob was for.

5. If you get lost in the two-finger-cul-de-sac... stick your thumb out and hitch a ride.

Okay... now add this word to your everyday conversations. It's easy!

Your pal,

jme