Word Of The Week

Dear Blog-

I know I haven't done a WOTW in a while... please forgive me. I hope my reader hasn't gotten less smarted. Or is it more dumber? Anyway, here's your word.

hair-fork

–noun

1. a toothed strip of plastic, hard rubber, bone, wood, or metal, used for arranging the hair, untangling it, or holding it in place.

Okay... now let's use it in a sentence.

1. When Fonzie wanted to hit on the 15 year old high school grrrls at Arnold's, he would go into his office (which was really a bathroom), and slick himself down with his hair-fork.

2. The writer of this blog doesn't have any hair, so he needs a hair-spoon. (I know that sentence doesn't have hair-fork in it, but I need to be honest with my readers. I've never lied to you... and I'm not gonna start now.)

3. I genuinely dislike people. (Again... I know that sentence doesn't have hair-fork in it... but I'm being honest.)

Okay... you know what to do now. Use this word as many times as you can for the next 6 days... and I mean REALLY use it!! Try and say it around your peers and co-workers... with a straight face. See if they judge you... and if they do... I would like to refer you back to sentence #3!!

Your pal,

jme

P. S. I wonder if Warren Beatty would let me use his hair-fork on his shriveled up ball-sack?