Sunday, October 18, 2009

WOTW

Dear Blog-

The word of the week is...
;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

I'm not really sure if it's a noun... verb... adjective... it doesn't end in "LY"... so I guess we can rule out adverb... anyway... here's the definition:

What I say to myself when I get really pissed off.

Okay... now let's use it in a sentence.

1. When my mom threw away my best porno-mag... all I could think was
;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

2. When it's still 100 degrees in October... all I can think is
;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

3. When no one will go roller-skating with me... all I can think is
;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

4. When no one will go karaoking with me... all I can think is
;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

5. When I can't be Stephen Hawking for Halloween... because the wheelchair at the Pawn Shoppe was $800... all I could think was ;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!

Okay... I need to breathe. Deep breaths....

How about we try something new this week? Since you can't technically say this word this week... how about you (my reader) leave me a comment about what really gets you angry. This could be educational for all of us. I could learn a little bit more about my reader/s and maybe I could help you by blogging about those very things.

Your pal,

jme

P. S. When I think of Warren Beatty... all I can think is ;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjn dfonfdonvorje98ron549 834ui4of589yt 943h9843ytng h9845y9t85ut5jh5498u549 855998uy548439t854!!


2 comments:

  1. Don't you read my blog? It's cats - feral cats - that really get me angry! Especially last night when the cats were playing in my backyard, causing my dog to bark, thus causing me to wake up 4 times! ;kljsdfkjhfiurhjdfnvjkndfjndfonfdonvorje98etc!!!!!

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  2. I got two words for you "Helicopter" "Ceiling Fan" ..... ok three words

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