Word of the Week

Dear Blog-

Today's word of the week (or phrase, you pansy-ass anonymous tool!!) is:

mus⋅tache [muhs-tash, muh-stash]

–noun

1.	the hair growing on the upper lip

2.	such hair on men, allowed to grow without shaving, and often trimmed in any of various shapes.

Okay... now let's use it in a phrase.

Soft brown mustache
Curly red mustache

OKAY... NOW LET'S USE IT IN A FUCKING SENTENCE!!!

The writer of this blog has a mustache.

Jose likes my mustache.

Salvador Dali had the coolest mustache ever.

I once kissed an Italian grrrl who had a mustache... or better yet... I have yet to kiss an Italian grrrl who didn't have a mustache.

My mustache comb is brown.

Who wants to take a mustache ride? That's an interrogative sentence for all of you first-timers out there!!

Even a mustache couldn't make Warren Beatty cool.

The editor of this blog has a friend who wants to phuck me. I know that last sentence doesn't have mustache in it... but I just like saying it...

Okay... after all the hate-mail that I received last week... I now know that I have at least 2 readers. So remember... try to use this word as often as you can this week. Or better yet "do it." (Please see last week's word for more details).

That's right... I'm declaring June 15-21 National Grow A Mustache Week!! Ladies... don't act like you can't do this. This will be fun. WHEE!!

Your pal,

jme