Word of the Week

Dear Blog-

The word of the week is:

pat·ri·cide (pāt'rĭ-sīd') n.

1. The act of murdering one's father.
2. One who murders one's father.

That's right... patricide!! For those of you who spent Father's Day with their father... you know exactly what I'm talking about! I had a 58 second conversation with my father on the phone today and patricide is all I could think about.

Okay... let's use it in a sentence.

I did not commit patricide today, because I didn't want to fuck up my mustache . (That one is worth two points).

According to Freud... if I commit patricide I would also need to rape my mother. (Please see Oedipus complex).

I can think of 8 reasons why patricide should be legal.

Okay... you know the drill. Use this word throughout the week... but don't do it... I have to say that last part for legal reasons.

Your pal,

jme