Word Of The Week

Dear Blog-

This week's WOTW is:
di·ver·si·ty (dih-vur-si-tee) n.

1.	the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness.

2.	variety; multiformity.

3.	a point of difference.

Okay... wait a minute? #1 has me confused!! The state or fact of being diverse? Did they just define the word with the same word? Let's assume I don't know what the word diversity means. They're gonna just take off the ity and add an e and THAT'S gonna learn me?!?! Huh?

I find the ability to give me clarity in the word diversity has made me lose my dignity and voided the duality of my jollity and joviality, but my curiosity and depravity for the absurdity, monstrosity and tensity for the crudity definition of the word diversity makes me want to get electricity and run it through my chastity... WAIT!! Let's just use it in a fucking sentence.

I saw someone with a chastity belt on today... as I was marching (YES, MARCHING...NOT WALKING AND WAVING!!) at the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade... because I like to support people with diversity.

Yes... that includes EVERYONE!! Even Warren Beatty. For one day out of the year... I will have nothing but good thoughts for the worst actor in movie history. Nothing but happy thoughts... for that slime ball. Nothing but positive things to say about that fucking asshole. Are you listening Warren? Because your day is almost up... you old, dried up, talentless fuck!! Nothing but... aw, fuck it... you're still an asshole.

Your pal,

jme