Dear Blog-
It looks like we won't be seeing Home Alone IV any time soon. Why? Well... I hate to break it to you... but the great John Hughes is dead.
What would the 80's have been like without Mr. Hughes? No Molly Ringwald. No Anthony Michael Hall. No Ally Sheedy. No Duckie... I mean Jon Cryer.
I say John Hughes was to the 80's... what Kurt Cobain was to the 90's... and what Hannah Montana is to the 00's. With that logic and math all rolled into one... Hannah Montana should be dead within 6 months.
Anyway, if you haven't seen Vacation, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Dan Quayle's favorite movie), Some Kind of Wonderful, or Planes Trains & Automobiles... well... then you're just some kind of elitist asshole and I don't want you reading my blog.
Your pal,
jme
P.S. You know why Warren Beatty sucks so much? Because he never worked with John Hughes!! Seriously... can you picture him as Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?!?!?
jme,
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to have you posting on me again.
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Mr. Guerin,
ReplyDeletePlease cease and desist from referring to or invoking the name of my client, Mr. Warren Beatty. He can't help it that he scores more action at the dentist's office than you will in your entire life.
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Mr. Beatty's representation.