Dear Blog-
Last week I had lunch with Jilligan and Nicole. Nicole used the word mustache 3 times more than Jilligan. Example...
Nicole:
I wish my husband had a mustache.
Your mustache looks like fun.
How much did you say mustache rides were? Jill, can I borrow 25 cents?
Jilligan:
Your mustache makes you look stupid.
Therefore, I was going to declare Nicole the winner of the Word of the Week. Unfortunately, I had lunch with the two girlies again today and this week's Word of the Week patricide was not used once...and trust me...there were plenty of opportunities.
Anyway, Nicole may have done a little ass kissing last week to be the WOTW champion...but she blew it this week.
Your pal,
jme
P.S. Does Warren Beatty have any kids?
The Mustache Ranch will be out of business faster than you can commit patricide with that attitude.
ReplyDeleteDing, Ding! 2 points.